oatmeal:

“Excuse me sir, I’m going to have to commandeer your velociraptor”

oatmeal:

JESUS ROLLERBLADING CHRIST

The toliets at Walmart are still free game though

Nothing says family fun than a giant cat that lets you inside of it’s body to go on magical adventurs. 

My names Shaniqua. 
I like black people and pokemon.
Why was the only black guy on pokemon a pervert?

/racsit